Anyway, this being something of an even for me, and since many of the people I'll be showing this to have never even seen my face, I thought I'd take this time to present a photographic oddysey of my decoiffing. Get the popcorn ready now, this'll keep you glued to your seats....
Like I said, the hair was long. Notice the Tshirt?
I look so happy don't I? I know, the pictures are huge and blurry, but I'm not exactly good at this...
The first lock, ready to go!
Feels like something's missing.....not sure what....
One more cut to conformity!
Take a moment to wash what's left aaaaaaaand shameless website plug. I am a whore.
Now we get to the dirty work!
Once again, I look so HAPPY!
The stylist wanted me to go with some sort of shaggy skater/surfer 'do, with wings and stuff. Hell no.
And finally, me as I am now, with short, manageable and sexy hair. I then went on to have attractive women feel my head for the rest of the day. No lie! Getting your hair cut for the first time in almost six years has its benefits!
Well, I hope you enjoyed this little journey through my formerly full and voluminous hair. Tune in next time when I do something considerably less drastic.
7 comments:
But, man, that middle-ish picture with the wet flippy hair...so sexy. Should've gone with the skater-wing thing.
Oh my god. You went from Dork to Hotty! AMAZING! I agree with anonymous, the middle wet hair do is the best, really brings out your cuteness. You can try gel on wet hair for the same results, and/or mouse.
Um, thanks, I think. To be honest, I don't like doing much with my hair. I've since had it cut by someone a bit more professional, and its natural state is much better looking. Except when I wake up in the morning.....
First, I would like to say that your hair looks great all wet and tousel-ey. Me. Ow. (Am I going to get busted on kiddie porn charges for saying that? Wait. You're over the minimum age for consent. Right?) But secondly, and MOST important: Am I the only person who finds your stylist's arms to be particularly muscular? It's like John Basedow was cutting your hair. Or, maybe I just have abnormally spaghetti-like limbs and anyone with "muscle tone" seems super-ripped.
Yadda Yadda, seriously: WAS that John Basedow?
The stylist was unusually muscular, and also had a scary fake tan. I didn't go back to that place, since she was trying to subvert my hairstyle. I skater I am not. Over 18 I most definitely am, so feel free to lust after me (sorry, Monkey).
Wow.. forgot how long your hair was!! Much better. Too bad you didnt get to donate all that hair..
I still have it....
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